The Horny Teenager's Guide to Sex — Content Guide for Parents

From the Publisher The Horny Teenager's Guide To Sex is just that. This book will not be popular with parents, with the politically correct or with young ladies. But it will be read and remembered by hyperactive hormonally-crazed teenage males. The language is street-rough, the humor is crude, but the facts are straight. If you're a teenage male with questions about sex -- but don't want a clinical text with a picture of a sperm swimming towards an egg -- this is your answer. You'll learn about doing it for the first time, how not to make a baby, how to protect yourself, how her body works, how yours works, what happens during puberty, and more. At just under 100 pages, it's an easy read for the least literate. The Horny Teenager's Guide To Sex is back today, revived from the '80s when crack and AIDS first hit our streets. It's just as necessary today, and even more controversial. Product Description If you're in your teens, or 20's, you're a victim of your hormones. A glandular disaster. You're consumed with everything from major league sexual thrills to puberty blues and frightening prospect of AIDS. Welcome to the world of the horny and confused. Welcome to The Horny Teenager's Guide To Sex . This book will be read by even the most hyper, least literate of our young gaming males. It's concise, street-wise, graphic and topical. There's nothing parental or prohibitive about it. Review Now I know what the zacklies are, where the fun button is, and how not to make a baby. None of this was covered in sex ed. --RoboIt's the only book I ever read in one sitting. If I had more, I could sell every one of my friends a copy. As it is, my copy was stolen. It's the hot item at school. --ThaiGuyThis is cult material. Can't wait for the movie. --Brad Jones From the Author In this era of zero tolerance for just about everything, The Horny Teenager's Guide To Sex promises to be more controversial than it was in the '80s. This book takes the contrarian point of view that the teens most likely to experiment with sex and drugs cannot be expected to abstain indefinitely. The language and tolerance in this book will shock most of you. But the facts and the sober warnings may be your best chance at reaching the young American teenager. About the Author Former horny teen and ad guy, P Bragg answered the call of a very horny generation with a book about sex. After rejections for language that was too course, drug advice that was too permissive, and the absence of a doctor as co-author, P Bragg pushed ahead and found an audience through Amazon. Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved. Your Balls...the beginning of it all. Where does testosterone come from? Your balls. And what happens when it goes to work? Your voice gets deeper. Your Adam's Apple gets bigger. Your nose pushes out. Hair pops out in your crotch, your armpits, your chin, even your nose. Your hands and feet start growing but the rest of your body won't catch up for years. You start sweating, and with sweat you start stinking. Your skin gets oily. Zits start popping out on your face and back. Your hair gets oily. Your body starts to develop muscle and strength. Your dick gets bigger. And the real clincher, of course, is that your body starts making sperm. Getting sperm out of your body is one of the cheapest and most popular forms of teenage fun in history. We'll talk about it in a later chapter.